idk like 'mon petit' or something like that!! it's way cuter than aubergine ))):
And look! it's not MY fault they jumped to conclusions, okay? Even though I told them numerous times that I'd be bad for their business and I'm not a fighter and a lover instead--it's not my fault they totally misinterpreted that as you know. meaning I had a partner. But hey! you got away mostly unscathed and such, right? The Order didn't have a reason to stay on your ass for years. So I'd count you a pret-ty lucky guy!
and iunno. maybe I owe you a drink or a nice dinner for saving my butt, now that you're here. It's the least I could do--besides, you said yourself you're not staaaaying here, right? so what's the harm in showing you around a bit?~
Nothing about you is 'petit', mon cher. It's like trying to think of a great dane as a lapdog.
I would almost believe you if you didn't take advantage of that confusion. I also would not call what happened to me 'lucky'. It's true The Black Order had no reason to come after me myself, but that didn't mean they didn't do exactly that regardless.
[ Granted, that was because he kept being seen with runaways. THAT much was absolutely his own fault. ]
But. Fine. If you wish to meet and make nice now that you've turned over a new leaf, I will meet you.
I meaaaaannn, true, I'm a pretty big fella, but that comes from years of exercising and beating feet. You can't keep your nose clean if you don't at least keep up with cardio, you know~?
And listen. For real, for real--maybe I did take advantage of a little confusion here and there, but you always made it out just fine too, right? Like. If you didn't make for a great distraction what, three, maybe six times--who knows what'd have happened!
Sampo Koski does NOT look good clapped in irons, and after all the sus stuff I heard about the old Order Operators? Ol' Sampo might have gotten chopped up to pieces if they'd caught me! Wouldn't that weigh heavier on your heart??
And good. See, we can play nice! Especially given I'm a free man and you know. --And listen. Talk about new leaves all you want, I'm still the clever businessman I always have been. But. You won't get into trouble hanging out around me anymore! ...I mean, unless you want there to be trouble. Gehehe.
I'll shoot you a message sometime when I'm free and we can get drinks! On me, I swear.
[ Look. He could say something, and he was probably saying many "somethings" out loud. Some of those things probably went along the avenue of wondering how many times a person has to be used as 'a distraction' for the other party to understand he does not like being consumed by someone elses spontaneous scripts!
And that offer at the end. How dare he even breathe such a thing! He knows exactly what would happen, and he doesn't trust Sampo not to try and fleece him AGAIN. He will just... have to wait until Sampo messages him again.
In the meantime, He'll busy himself with thinking up a new thing to call Sampo that continued to not be cute. ]
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Date: 2025-08-23 03:59 am (UTC)And look! it's not MY fault they jumped to conclusions, okay? Even though I told them numerous times that I'd be bad for their business and I'm not a fighter and a lover instead--it's not my fault they totally misinterpreted that as you know. meaning I had a partner.
But hey! you got away mostly unscathed and such, right? The Order didn't have a reason to stay on your ass for years. So I'd count you a pret-ty lucky guy!
and iunno. maybe I owe you a drink or a nice dinner for saving my butt, now that you're here. It's the least I could do--besides, you said yourself you're not staaaaying here, right? so what's the harm in showing you around a bit?~
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Date: 2025-08-24 03:13 pm (UTC)I would almost believe you if you didn't take advantage of that confusion. I also would not call what happened to me 'lucky'. It's true The Black Order had no reason to come after me myself, but that didn't mean they didn't do exactly that regardless.
[ Granted, that was because he kept being seen with runaways. THAT much was absolutely his own fault. ]
But. Fine. If you wish to meet and make nice now that you've turned over a new leaf, I will meet you.
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Date: 2025-08-30 04:46 am (UTC)And listen. For real, for real--maybe I did take advantage of a little confusion here and there, but you always made it out just fine too, right? Like. If you didn't make for a great distraction what, three, maybe six times--who knows what'd have happened!
Sampo Koski does NOT look good clapped in irons, and after all the sus stuff I heard about the old Order Operators? Ol' Sampo might have gotten chopped up to pieces if they'd caught me! Wouldn't that weigh heavier on your heart??
And good. See, we can play nice! Especially given I'm a free man and you know. --And listen. Talk about new leaves all you want, I'm still the clever businessman I always have been. But. You won't get into trouble hanging out around me anymore! ...I mean, unless you want there to be trouble. Gehehe.
I'll shoot you a message sometime when I'm free and we can get drinks! On me, I swear.
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Date: 2025-08-30 04:16 pm (UTC)[ Look. He could say something, and he was probably saying many "somethings" out loud. Some of those things probably went along the avenue of wondering how many times a person has to be used as 'a distraction' for the other party to understand he does not like being consumed by someone elses spontaneous scripts!
And that offer at the end. How dare he even breathe such a thing! He knows exactly what would happen, and he doesn't trust Sampo not to try and fleece him AGAIN. He will just... have to wait until Sampo messages him again.
In the meantime, He'll busy himself with thinking up a new thing to call Sampo that continued to not be cute. ]